I was making spaghetti sauce the other night. I grabbed an onion.
The skin went in to the actual onion, about three layers deep.
“Freaky Onion,” I muttered.
“Sounds like a band name…” Said hubs.
I started chopping and said “Freakin’ Onion” because they were wreaking havoc on my eyes.
Hubs said “That’s it! The Freakin’ Onions!”
As I continued chopping, some fell on the floor.
“Crap! I’m losing half my freakin’ onion!”
Hubs asked “Is the band breaking up?”
“Yes. The drummer and bass player eloped and never came back. I heard they formed a new band in Vegas called the Wild Onions.”
Continuing chopping…
“My eyes are burnin’. That’s the title track”
“Tears are streamin’ down my face. The hit single.”
“Chop ‘em right or Gordon Ramsey’s gonna have a coronary. That’s the B-side.”
“I’m here all week….”
Hubs is oddly silent.
“I thought I was funny… did I take it too far?”
Hubs: “Yep.”
“You started it!”
Hubs: “Yep.”
Thus ends my stint as a kitchen comedian…
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Have a loverly weekend you awesome person you!
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